Beards, bellies and budgets
January 25 - 31, 2012
A NEW year is upon us and that means new year’s resolutions. I imagined mine would be the same as it has been for the last 10 years at least. I make it, I don’t achieve it, so it’s there to make all over again the next year – a very economical approach. Of course its real economy is that by being pre-set it removes any need for greater introspection or reflection that might occur without such a pre-set and well-worn resolution so close at hand.
Don't hold your breath
October 27 - November 2, 2011
JUST when it seemed that the whole European situation couldn't get any more farcical, in stepped Wayne and Julia to give those Frogs, Krauts and Breakfast Creeks a firm rebuke for not having come up with a solution already. Perhaps the fact they were about to preside over CHOGM had given them a sense that the world really was their stage. Whatever it was, I am betting that it had those European leaders all quaking in their boots.
Martian’s long the USD Index – surely you can’t be serious?
September 22 - 28, 2011
I AM CONFUSED. Yes, yes I am confused most of the time about something but this confusion is quite specific. I am confused as to why “everybody” seems to know that the USD is dead, and that it is going to “hell in a hand basket”, but when I look at the charts I see such a different picture. To the guy down the back that says, “the Euro’s going to hell in a hand basket too”, implying that both of them are dying, my immediate response is simply this: LIFO. Which is one of the few things I remember from first year accounting.
If not here, where?
August 25 - 31, 2011
AN open letter to the UHDFB (Friday, August 19th).
For some years now you have been promoting the fact that one of the key virtues of your company is that you are “unhedged and debt free”.
Diggers from a distance
August 18 - 24, 2011
I AM 30,000 feet somewhere over the great Australian Bight in a Boeing 767 on my way to Perth to follow up on a conversation with a prospective customer that began at the Diggers & Dealers forum two weeks ago. Earlier today I had an invigorating conversation about a fabulous gold project with two guys I bumped into at the baggage carousel in Perth as we gingerly greeted the day after Diggers.
Golden Aussie drafts to new highs behind Cadel Evans
July 28 - August 3, 2011
TRYING to make the news interesting every day must be a challenge. I have an informal commitment to write this column once a fortnight and I struggle to find something new (and hopefully interesting) to write about. Your mother probably told you if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing.
The money or the tonnes
June 30 - July 6, 2011
A COUPLE of weeks ago I attended the Resources and Energy Symposium in Broken Hill. Quite different in design to any other mining conference I have attended over the past two or more decades – its theme was built around a discussion on ideas and how the mining industry could ‘future proof’ itself. Of course there was the usual promotional spots for miners to sell their story, their individual future, (someone has to pay the bills) but there was also a range of very interesting and thought provoking speakers on current industry issues, growing threats and possible future scenarios.
It’s all about the shareholders’ wishes, isn't it?
June 2 - 8, 2011
ASK the CEO of an unhedged mining company what is the basis of that policy and the answer is nearly always the same: “Shareholders want exposure to the upside in the price of what they produce and hedging gives away the upside”. I have never met one who has polled shareholders on this but invariably they have a fund or two on the register, or promising to join, who actively encourage them not to.
Every conspiracy has a silver lining
May 19 - 25, 2011
I LOVE a good conspiracy as much as the next guy and we have plenty on the run at present. Osama bin Laden died years ago and president Obama chose now to stage the raid to save the USD and improve his chances of re-election; Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DSK to his mates) head of the IMF and presidential wannabe of France was framed in a “honey-pot sting” and didn't really try to assault a chambermaid; and my personal favourite … the world is running out of silver and so much so that it will be more scarce (and therefore logically more valuable) than gold.
Diesel days
April 28 - May 4, 2011
APRIL 27: LAST week I drove about 2300km around New South Wales visiting a couple of mates on rural properties and doing a bit of camping and bush bashing with my youngest son. One simple pleasure of country driving in a diesel vehicle is being able to use the high-flow bowsers at truck-stops. Those suckers will fill an 80-litre tank in less than a minute.
Two and a half men in the boardroom
April 7 - 13, 2011
I USED to think that Charlie Sheen was just playing himself in “Two and a Half Men”. Based on recent events it seems he’s a better actor than most of us thought. Charlie Harper, the character performed to the script given him, looks to be very different to Mr Sheen, performing to a script he wrote himself.
Ratios, rational reasoning or reality: you decide
March 17 - 23, 2011
I SAW a presentation last week on Peak Oil given by Bruce Robinson of the Australian Association for the Study of Peak Oil and Gas. There was a great array of data among the 91 slides that made up the full presentation, all suggesting numerous other parties clearly support his view that we aren’t going to be able to replace with exploration, what we consume. Peak Oil is either here already or will be here soon.
Inside Job: do yourself a favour!
February 23 - March 1, 2011
NOT blessed with the looks of Ralph Fiennes I find it difficult to recall what I ever did on long plane flights before individual video screens. That said, on a recent trip to LA I couldn’t actually recall, by the end of the flight, all the movies I had watched on that flight. I had to revert to the program to remind myself. By the time I was home again I estimate I had watched over 10 movies and most tend to blend into a blur of clichés. One movie, however, was riveting.
Run rabbit run
January 19 - 25, 2011
WITH the coming Lunar New Year we will be entering the Year of the Rabbit. I’m not sure what the Chinese astrologers have to say about the character of someone born in the Year of the Rabbit, but for me rabbits seem to be well known for three things: their ability to run fast but not particularly straight; their proclivity to breed, well, like rabbits; and, their propensity to stand in the middle of the road unblinkingly staring at the headlights of the vehicle about to dispatch them to that great warren in the sky.
Silver lining or lead by-product balloon?
November 17 - 23, 2010
WHAT if QEII was so well expected that the only people who actually sold US dollars and bought commodities after the announcement are the kind of people who should stick to their day jobs and not believe that they too can be George Soros, trading FX and/or precious metals on 1-5% down, based on the knowledge gained at a free seminar they learned about in the Sunday paper and some slick (and overpriced) software they bought whilst there?
Ignore the rant but please don’t ignore Grantham
November 3 - 9, 2010
A FEW people who read my last column, “What’s it like inside a bubble”, described it as a rant. I looked it up to be sure and the best definition of rant I saw was, “a loud bombastic declamation expressed with strong emotion”. Then I had to look up bombastic.
What’s it like inside a bubble?
October 27 - November 2, 2010
I’M mad as hell and I’m not going to be quiet about it anymore! There is a housing bubble in the country and quite frankly when an overpaid CEO like Ralph Norris says, “there is nothing to sustain the view there is a housing bubble as such” (Australian 22/10/10), it’s just plain offensive.
Coming face to face with a distant relative
October 20 - 26, 2010
OCTOBER 13: LOOKING back over past issues of this column and others, and a range of strategy notes to clients of Noah’s Rule over the past six years, there has been one theme that has been by far the most consistent. And that is the simple position that it’s not rational or logical to expect the Australian dollar to remain the Pacific Peso, adding healthy premiums to USD commodity prices if you are either in the crowd that has stapled itself to an ever expanding China; cemented yourself into a BRIC wall; you are in the crowd that believes the USD is going to hell in a hand basket; or, some combination of the three.
Change is the only constant
September 29 - October 5, 2010
FOR some time now much of the mining community has outsourced the concept of managing metal price and currency price risk to its shareholders. “That’s why they buy us”. “Not up to us to try and second guess the market”. Simple statements that supposedly pass the responsibility for significant risks that could (and regularly do) lead to business failure belie the truth of complexity and responsibility of properly running a multifaceted business such as a mining company with multiple exposures to metal(s), various currencies, diesel, electricity, freight rates etc.
Farmer wants a life
September 8 - 14, 2010
IT WAS never the intention of this column to write about politics. It’s supposed to be about how market risks impact companies and developing a logical common sense approach to risk management. In the current environment it seems very difficult not to talk about politics because it seems in many ways that politics and the current political landscape in Australia is probably one of the most significant risks that business in Australia faces. Unfortunately it is also one of the most difficult to manage and impossible to hedge.
